December 2011
39 posts
me & my friend are going to the beach where they...
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
smileeniall:
wiggle wiggle wiggle. ~thrust.
When God created Darren Criss :
siriuspotterpride:
shannananan:
goodolmoon:
accio-pigfarts:
accurate.
Bless this post.
Thank god
Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Mum: He's black
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Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my god
Set Fire to the Rain
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Imagine in 20 years when your son comes from...
Son: Mum, I got detention.
Me: OMG, what did you do?
Son: I hit a kid.
Me: Well you know that will cost you a month without internet.
Son: But that kid said Harry Potter sucks.
Me: COME IN HERE MY BOY, YOU MADE ME SO PROUD. I KNOW I'VE RAISED YOU WELL HEDWIG CROOKSHANKS.